According to news reports, he was recently found naked and drunken in the middle of a park after a drinking spree with friends.
“What’s wrong with being naked?” the music and television superstar is said to have screamed as the arresting officers dodged his flailing fists and attempted to wrap him in a plastic tarpaulin.
Unfortunately for him since the incident many of his advertising partners have dropped him due to the national outcry. I for one am very sympathetic to his predicament, it’s not like we’ve not all been there at some point! Enjoying the company of friends on a night out, talking and laughing, ending up in a park in the buff, Right? Right!?